does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
