I heard we made out
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
So many bounce houses so little time
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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