Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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