The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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