He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
