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  What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?

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• Doesn't matter what you say, its how you say it. I recommend "with his dick in your mouth."

  Submitted by Vulpus on May 17, 11 at 2:09pm

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• Say I'm a whore and I can't help it

  Submitted by gjzk on May 17, 11 at 1:40pm

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• All he'll hear is: "I'm a whore blah blah, suck your dick to make it up to you blah blah blah."

  Submitted by Artisan_Devil on May 17, 11 at 2:09pm

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• if they were twins, you could say: but babe, it was dark and i though it was you. (:

  Submitted by softball22 on May 17, 11 at 2:41pm

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• Doesn't Hallmark make a card for that?

  Submitted by thatgirlsarah on May 18, 11 at 2:14am

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• you fell asleep and i was so hurt, that your brother had to comfort me

  Submitted by mccheesy on May 17, 11 at 1:56pm

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• Can we still be boyfriends?

  Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on May 17, 11 at 2:35pm

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• This definitely happened to me but it was my best friend not my boyfriend. lol whoops

  Submitted by keelysiobhan on May 20, 11 at 2:26am

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• Lol ^

  Submitted by jizzinyourtaco69 on May 17, 11 at 10:29pm

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• I'm a slut

  Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Sep 17, 11 at 9:56pm

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• Story of my life haha.

  Submitted by blissfulbee on May 18, 11 at 5:30am

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