No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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