I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Welp...herpes.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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