Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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