C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I just googled if crying burns calories
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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