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How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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