last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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