she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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