There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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