you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
