glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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