can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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