Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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