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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
FUCK WHALES
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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