But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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