Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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