ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
