Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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