You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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