Those balls look pretty dangerous.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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