He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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