home. puking in laundry basket.
there was a trapeze. enough said
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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