and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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