PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
is wine microwaveable?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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