He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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