She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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