People with herpes should wear stickers.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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