everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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