I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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