We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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