I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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