She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I can't turn off my feet"
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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