Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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