So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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