I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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