Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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