She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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