soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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