I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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