so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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