Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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