i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
