I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
i've created a new STD.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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