Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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