Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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