ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
When did angry sex become our thing?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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