Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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