Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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