We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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