Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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