I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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