from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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