I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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